We have a thief in the workplace. Not the typical purloiner of pens and pencils, but someone who steals our food from the communal kitchen.
What would make a person steal food from their colleagues? I would willingly share my food if someone had none, but I like to be asked. If it’s being done for kicks…I hope they get a kicking.
On 25th January there will be celebrations across the world for one of the most celebrated Scottish poets, Robert Burns.
In Belfast we will have various cultural events to honour this unconventional libertine whose words resonated with ordinary Scots…
Ae fond kiss, and then we sever;
Ae fareweel, alas, for ever!
Deep in heart-wrung tears I’ll pledge thee,
Warring sighs and groans I’ll wage thee!
The Scots English language had rarely been expressed in print, in this phonetic style, prior to Robert Burns’ pamphlets and other publications. The style was looked down on by traditional poets. Hip hop is given the same treatment by some folk today.
We can see a modern literary form of the way Scottish people speak in the books of Irvine Walsh, author of Trainspotting.
Haggis, neaps and tatties and peaty whisky all round.
Have a listen to this Rabbie Burns song, Scots Wha Hae
…Good luck to any lover who likes loving;
Let him rejoice and sail before the wind.
But if some minx has got him in her clutches,
Succour and safety in my art he’ll find.
Why should a lover knot a noose and dangle
Aloft from a high beam, a tragic weight?
Why plunge a sword-blade in his breast? This bloodshed
Is yours, peace-lover, and it earns you hate.
Let him who’ll die of love unless he ends it,
End it; then you shall be the death of none.
You are a boy; you’re only fit for playing….
Ovid’s discourse with Cupid
from Ovid – The Love Poems translated by A.D. Melville
I have been putting off finishing Donna Tartt’s brilliant book, Goldfinch. Not because I was struggling with the rich language or complicated characters. That’s what makes the book a great read. It was the disappointment I knew I was facing when I had to say goodbye to Boris and Theo and finish reading the last page of this hefty tome.
What next? Ovid beckons…maybe a 1955 translation from the library?
Repressive regimes are prevalent once again throughout the world. What is it about freedom that frightens those who live their lives shackled to order and strict regimens?
Maybe that’s it – insecurity due to lack of empathy for those who take the unconventional paths, push boundaries and challenge dogma.
Emperor Augustus was a bit like that. Fed up with all the louche behaviour of the Roman aristocracy, and it was full-on debauchery, he was determined to restore high moral values and issued edicts to that effect.
Ovid liked a bit of loucheness but was more interested in poking fun at killjoys with his witty poetry. I have yet to read Ovid’s Metamorphoses, but look forward to a slow read.
Ovid sailed too close to the wind and got himself banished to the furthest point East of the Roman Empire.
Our kitchen is a mess, and I don’t just mean the usual clutter you might find in any bohemian kitchen. The arrangement of cupboards, the location of the oven and the choice of colour are not to our taste.
We have lived with the irritating setup for about 15 years. There was an opportunity to redesign the ground floor space two years ago, but we hired an air ambulance for the miscreant instead.
As the person who spends the most time in the kitchen whether pottering about, sorting out laundry, listening to the radio or actually cooking, I feel as if my choices should carry some weight. Poor misguided fool that I am.
My son impressed upon me the need for a fast boiling kettle to replace the silver-finish slow-boiling kettle that still functioned, albeit slowly. Tesco had a choice of two colours. I chose white over black. There’s too much darkness and I like the blue light framed in white plastic. Wrong. Black would go with the silvery toaster and the black and silvery monstrosity that is our new coffee machine.
I look forward to the day when we sit at our breakfast bar looking across at the black eye-level oven wondering when the brioche will be warm enough to put on our white plates next to the white kettle.
A warm flat, an effusive welcome and Crimbo was off to a good start.
The local high street had everything you could think of and more: charity shops with stuff worth buying, a great Italian cafe, Mark’s, Sainsbury’s, Waitrose and pubs with decent ale.
As I have only fairly recent membership of the grumpy curmudgeon society, it was hard to guage just how much is too much. Suffice it to say that mater was driving us all nuts.
A week was plenty and no blood was shed.
We caught up with William and joined him for a comedy at the new Bridge Theatre called Young Marx.
Kevin and Ginette met us near Waterloo station for a boozy lunch at the Black and Blue. I talked too much but took listening pauses to quaf and stuff my face.
Back in freezing Belfast to do some proper chilling.