tourist rioters

Ever wondered what to do when you’ve tried everything from retreats in Tibet to extreme adventure holidays in Antarctica? Why not become a tourist rioter? The adrenaline buzz is amazing – dodging live rounds one minute and plastic bullets the next. Conveniently located in city centres, tourist rioting is promising to be a growth industry at a time when traditional tourism is taking a bit of a dip.

The beauty of tourist rioting is in its total lack of motive. No provocation, no grievance, just a bestial instinct for inflicting pain and suffering. What could be more fun?

Sling in some bigotry and testosterone, mix it up with cheap booze, glue or whatever stimulants are likely to enhance the experience and it’s hard to beat. White water rafting comes close, if you want the rush, but cage fighting lacks the group factor.


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