We have a new policy at work re bins. No more traditional wastepaper baskets around our desks. Instead we have wee silvery buckets that sit on the desk. Meanwhile the kitchen bins are chokker to overflowing. A kettle sat on top of the swing bin, beneath that a tumble dryer, cuddly toy, fondue set and a family of hedgehogs.
The society for the protection of hedgehogs has told us that we cannot disturb their new habitat, so there they stay with the protective covering of white goods and the occasional teabag.
An emergency meeting of the Operational Team has been called to discuss the matter and a resolution is expected within a month or two.