Cannibalism in Sport

Chris Ashton has been suspended from top flight rugby for biting an opponent. One has to ask the question if meat was provided on the sidelines, would rugby players desist from trying to eat other players?


It might be problematic having choice cuts in the path of touch judges, so you could have meat boys run onto the pitch whenever play is halted, in the same manner that water boys respond to the referee’s whistle like Pavlovian dogs.



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