The heroic exploits of an Information Assistant who soldiers on despite his poor medical condition can never be exaggerated. When he looked down to see that he had leaked down his shirt, he barely paused despite the embarrassment.
What a guy! A kindly customer offered him a tissue. She was starting a course in behavioural therapy, so she may have understood his need to carry on regardless of leakages.
Caesar wrote of his campaigns in the third person, I might desist.