Voice Projection

I must have very sensitive hearing. There are some noises that I find particularly irritating, such as a gaggle of people excitedly talking drivel at the tops of their voices, car drivers tooting their horns at passing pedestrians, camels hissing, peacocks squawking and drunken yobs chanting anything at all.

As a signed up member of the Old Farts Society, it is incumbents upon me to tut quietly about such irritating behaviour and reach for my earphones.